she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
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She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
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Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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