All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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