Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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