do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
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