i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
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Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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