Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
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Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
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He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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