Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
