he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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