You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
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just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
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please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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