My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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