I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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