Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
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