nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
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