So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
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