i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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