It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
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There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
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Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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