I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
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I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
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It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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