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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I DEMAND FORESKIN
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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