Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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