so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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