He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
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shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
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my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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