I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
The fabulous human disaster: it is him