Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I wish they made helmets for livers.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
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he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
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What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
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