Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
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I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
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the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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