P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
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So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
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and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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