his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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