There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
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people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
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Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
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