That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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