shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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