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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
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I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
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Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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