3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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