My brain says no but my pants say off.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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