My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
