ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
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apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
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I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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