What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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