You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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