I am puke
Non-Jews are for practice
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
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There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
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Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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