I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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