i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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