so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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