Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I wear drunk well.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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