WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
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I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
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My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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