Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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