it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
