every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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