Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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