what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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