She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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