problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
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About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
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Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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