Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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