ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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