Its about making memories worth repressing
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
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You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
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I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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