I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I forgot how hot balto sounded
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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