thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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