I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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