that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I take back everything I said about communal showers
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Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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