So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
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I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
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She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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