So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
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It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
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Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.