Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(510): View more from California

I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.

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(514): View more from Quebec

please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...

(1-514): View more from Quebec

Does an alley count?

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(801): View more from Utah

So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away

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(347): View more from New York

your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?

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(614): View more from Ohio

Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.

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